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posted on 2005-5-27 at 02:02
Love somebody?
then sing them this
Wanna B Ur Lover - Weird Al
I don't have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby
You're an ectomorph, no doubt
Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostrils are so nice
I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
So I could see you twice
Girl, you smell like Fritos
That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
You're so hot, you're gonna melt
The elastic in my underwear
I'll bet you're magically delicious
Like a bowl of Lucky Charms
You'd look like Venus de Milo
If I just cut off your arms
What I'm tryin' to say is...
I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now I need somebody to love
Do you believe in love at first sight
Or should I walk by again?
My love for you's like diarrhea
I just can't hold it in
Stop, drop and roll now
'Cause baby, you're on fire
I'll bet your outfit
Makes a lot of noise in the drier
You're absolutely perfect
Don't speak now, you might spoil it
Your eyes are even bluer
Than the water in my toilet
Say, has anyone ever told you
You've got Yugoslavian hands?
No, of course not, that would be stupid
Just forget I ever brought it up
The point I'm trying to make is...
I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now I need somebody to love
I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you
I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too
I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
Uh huh
I hope I'm not being forward
But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
You can tell me truthfully
Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?
There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"
To describe how smooth I am
Maybe you've seen my picture
It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"
My lips are registered weapons
Can I invade your personal space?
You must have fallen from heaven
That would explain how you messed up your face
Well, how'd you get through security?
'Cause baby, you're the bomb
I'd like to take you home right now
So you can meet my mom
Because I...
I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now I need somebody to love
Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy
Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy
I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now I need somebody to love
If KoolAid had a fanclub, I'd be in it
Pure_Ibanez_Sound
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posted on 2005-5-27 at 21:01
...PIS isn't even bothering to read that novel. Weird Al sucks. Listen to Dane Cook or Mitch Hedberg if you're looking for comedy
one last show.
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posted on 2005-5-27 at 22:35
yes mitch hedberg is my favorite comedian... sorry, was* but weird al is funny too
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posted on 2005-5-27 at 23:34
They're just sooo exhausting to read, man. And shut yo bearded ass up, biatch.
You should surely feel offended, due to the harshness of my gangster comments, bra. BRRP BRRP..
one last show.
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posted on 2005-5-27 at 23:49
This thread reminds me of a great song by Sting..
If you love somebody, set them free! Free free, set them free. Set them free! Free free, set them free.
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1lilrockerchic
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posted on 2005-5-29 at 03:13
I like Weird Al his music makes me laugh, in a good way.
.::Lullaby::.
xX*I am sorry now (but will I ever let you go…)
Things seem so wrong (I had something worth living for)
I cant go on, but its something we’re suppose to do
My heart is crushed, now that I’m without you
I’m without you *Xx
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posted on 2005-5-29 at 04:49
"i like Will Smith... he raps happy"
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1lilrockerchic
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posted on 2005-5-29 at 17:54
Whats the acctual song?
.::Lullaby::.
xX*I am sorry now (but will I ever let you go…)
Things seem so wrong (I had something worth living for)
I cant go on, but its something we’re suppose to do
My heart is crushed, now that I’m without you
I’m without you *Xx
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posted on 2005-5-31 at 13:49
so those lyrics? its called Wanna B Ur Lover (spelled that way too)
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posted on 2005-5-31 at 16:20
I think that 'Pretty fly for a Rabbi' and 'Amish Paradise' have their moments..
'Eat it' would probably be the only song of his which I can say I like though.
He did a polka with Drew Carey called "She's too Fat".
I don't know if anyone's heard it..
I don't want her,
you can have her,
she's too fat for me..
I guess that for somewhat humorous music I'd rather listen to the Arrogant Worms. :\
