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posted on 2003-5-7 at 05:23
trash talk
this is a new segment of the livid message board system that i am going to try to keep up with on a weekly basis.......
it's purpose is to uncover the untold truths about the members of the band.
for each week, new information regarding the livid's members will be bestowed upon you, the devoted fan.
Amid the chaos of that day, when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots, and all I could smell was the violence in the air, I look back and am
amazed that my thoughts were so clear and true, that three words went through my mind endlessly, repeating themselves like a broken record:
you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool. And sometimes Clarence asks me what I would have done if he had died, if that bullet
had been two inches more to the left. To this, I always smile, as if I'm not going to satisfy him with a response. But I always do. I tell him
of how I would want to die, but that the anguish and the want of death would fade like the stars at dawn, and that things would be much as they are
now. Perhaps. Except maybe I wouldn't have named our son Elvis.
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posted on 2003-5-7 at 05:34
trash talk ver. I
unbenownst to his fans, and most of his friends, christian kennerney was born a woman, although his facial hair and devastatingly good looks would
suggest the opposite.
upon analytical thought and strenuous long-term medical record research, i discovered that "he" was in fact born Christina Kennerney. the
only obvious giveaway to such claims are the physcial attributes that often go unnoticed......
his shoulders - slender and almost too small for the frame of a 9 year old girl.
his neck - while he claims the structural make up of his throat area was modified through streetfighting, as he was born a female, his adam's
apple is non-present... a dead give away
finally,
his hair - always perfect. meticulously crafted into the spikey look that we have all come to accept as his "natural look". who else but
someone born a female could have hair that could make an Alberto mousse user blush.
stay tuned for more trash.................
Amid the chaos of that day, when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots, and all I could smell was the violence in the air, I look back and am
amazed that my thoughts were so clear and true, that three words went through my mind endlessly, repeating themselves like a broken record:
you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool. And sometimes Clarence asks me what I would have done if he had died, if that bullet
had been two inches more to the left. To this, I always smile, as if I'm not going to satisfy him with a response. But I always do. I tell him
of how I would want to die, but that the anguish and the want of death would fade like the stars at dawn, and that things would be much as they are
now. Perhaps. Except maybe I wouldn't have named our son Elvis.
Chris
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posted on 2003-5-7 at 15:35
is he... a haemaphrodite?
ta bi
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posted on 2003-5-9 at 00:35
I heard The guitar player has a sweet lookin sister.
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posted on 2003-5-9 at 03:20
quotation:Originally posted by 8OvEk8
I heard The guitar player has a sweet lookin sister.
oh yeah?
ta bi
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posted on 2003-6-18 at 21:36
nice
Pure_Ibanez_Sound
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posted on 2003-6-18 at 21:47
The guitar player... as in Chris? Chris is just realizing this now? But then again, u wouldn't necessairly think that ur own sister is hot...
Well maybe if u had twin sisters... SAY YESS FOR TWIN SISTERS!
one last show.
Chris
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posted on 2003-6-18 at 23:31
quotation:Originally posted by Pure_Ibanez_Sound
SAY YESS FOR TWIN SISTERS!
i'm sorry, but that's just plain wrong.
ta bi
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posted on 2003-6-19 at 13:59
I want a twin sister!!!!!
you won't let me down...
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posted on 2003-6-19 at 20:27
no you don't i want one!
-Kaitlynn*
"I dreamed a dream of days gone by, I dreamed a dream a life worth living. I dreamt that love would never die. I dreamt that life would be,
forgiving...But the tigers come at night, with their voices loud as thunder. As they tear our dreams apart, as they turn our dreams to shame."
-Fantine
(oh the the lifelong sorrows)
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posted on 2003-6-19 at 21:45
quotation:Originally posted by Pure_Ibanez_Sound
The guitar player... as in Chris? Chris is just realizing this now?
You've probably realised this by now, but that's a different Chris. ChrisLivid is in the band, Chris is not.
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posted on 2003-6-19 at 21:47
quotation:Originally posted by tremendous
quotation:Originally posted by Pure_Ibanez_Sound
The guitar player... as in Chris? Chris is just realizing this now?
You've probably realised this by now, but that's a different Chris. ChrisLivid is in the band, Chris is not.
Its LividChris
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posted on 2003-6-19 at 21:48
That's true
Chris
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posted on 2003-6-19 at 22:07
yes it is.
ta bi
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posted on 2004-6-30 at 19:56
Can the Trash Talk volumes continue?
....Pretty please?
you won't let me down...
Pure_Ibanez_Sound
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posted on 2004-6-30 at 22:30
Oh darn it, I was stupid.
HAHAHA! I remember when my brother got all excited b/c we PM'd Chris(not LividChris) and you replied. Lol it was about your signature 'ta
bi', as that's a store in Erin Mills Town Centre, a local mall. Good stuff.
one last show.
Eric
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posted on 2004-7-3 at 03:10
Yea I once sent a PM to Chris thinking it was Shembri but yea he PMed me back letting me know about my mistake.
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posted on 2004-7-4 at 00:05
he told me a long time ago that the only PMs he got were people asking "are you chris from the band?"
perhaps this has changed by now
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posted on 2004-7-4 at 04:40
Hmmm, should I, or shouldn't I?
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posted on 2005-5-1 at 16:15
quotation:The guitar player... as in Chris? Chris is just realizing this now? But then again, u wouldn't necessairly think that ur own sister is
hot... Well maybe if u had twin sisters... SAY YESS FOR TWIN SISTERS!
Complete evidence that even I thought that Chris, was Schembri.
Oh well.
one last show.
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posted on 2005-5-20 at 22:36
quotation:Originally posted by little_lady
I want a twin sister!!!!!
Sorry but youre screwed with me
Ivan...and no I am not a douchebag like before ask Dez if youd like. AND GET HER TO 5000 POSTS
Pure_Ibanez_Sound
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posted on 2005-5-22 at 20:28
...Or you're screwed with her.
Oh snap...*DOUBLE SNAP*!
one last show.
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posted on 2005-5-23 at 01:57
No I tend to make her frustrated as much as I can she just tries and fails to annoy me again and again she tries but no I just blast music and she
leaves so I think we can agree shes screwed with me
"Oh snap *double snap*" what is that supposed to mean?
[Edited on 23-5-05 by _Mezmerize_]
Ivan...and no I am not a douchebag like before ask Dez if youd like. AND GET HER TO 5000 POSTS
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