Subject: fat chicks smell like mac&cheese (guitarlessons/wchris))
skinnymac
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posted on 2003-7-2 at 02:15
fat chicks smell like mac&cheese (guitarlessons/wchris))
explained.... chris the guitarman from the livid's car was once occupied by a portly female that smelled like a hot and fresh bowl of kraft
dinner. and just like in that episode of seinfield, the car never smelled the same again. he tried everything to get rid of the smell... hanging a
christmas tree air freshener from the mirror, and filling his car with many a hot girl with the purpose of over powering the now rank mac&cheese
smell left behind .....but all his efforts were invain. so he knew all that was left to do was to kill the car chris thought of 1. taking it to
the impound to be crushed into a cube, 2. selling it to other fat people who enjoy the smell of mac&cheese or 3. driving it into some jerk's
car who left it in the middle of the road because he ran out of gas. so thats what chris did he found some assbag who ran out of gas and plowed
into the back of him at 80km/h and there his problem was solved..... or was it?
>the preceding story was based on true events<
anyways i take guitar lessons with chris last week we were working on making me a faster guitar player so he gave me some exercises to do and he
said "if u cant play these exercises as fast as me by next week i'll start pushing tooth picks under fingernails" ....well thats not
true ...but he does yell at me
im looking forward to next week when chirs teaches me how to play 'polly wally doodle'. i hope it doesnt sound polly wally crappy
later
spence aka skinnymac
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posted on 2003-7-2 at 03:18
Hello Spence aka skinnymac. Welcome to the forums bro. Yes unfortunately, our friend was in a car accident, but not seriously injured. However, he
would be wicked awesome if he played with his teeth like Hendrix, if something happened to his arm(s). Good luck gettin the car fixed Chris. Geez, my
mom was t-boned coming out of Strings Attached by a BMW. It's a dangerous place
one last show.
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posted on 2003-7-3 at 21:57
Amanda...Did Chris let you near his car finally?!
I see he stuffed "hot girls" onto it..so, seeing as how your dream has always been visiting his backseat.. (not with him in it of course,
you nasty minded people)..
I'm so proud of you amanda! lol
you won't let me down...
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posted on 2003-7-3 at 21:58
Des you are absolutely crazy... did you not read the whole story...? he crashed his car.
the act of sacraficing bitter memories
i cant bring myself to fogive you, i cant force myself to fogive you, i cant bring myself to forgive you
little_lady
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posted on 2003-7-3 at 22:17
Hey, if I had that chance I would do my job..then leave the car!
Why would you stay and hang around?
It's a shame it crashed... I liked the colour, blended nicely with his skin tone hahahaha jks
you won't let me down...
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posted on 2003-7-7 at 02:15
That was a great tale!
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posted on 2003-7-7 at 22:30
Idea? What idea?
one last show.
1lilrockerchic
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posted on 2003-9-17 at 19:18
OKAY......*looks around*...........
.::Lullaby::.
xX*I am sorry now (but will I ever let you go…)
Things seem so wrong (I had something worth living for)
I cant go on, but its something we’re suppose to do
My heart is crushed, now that I’m without you
I’m without you *Xx
Jeff K
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posted on 2003-9-17 at 21:53
Cause the best guitarists are obviously the fastest players.
Yeah, only for the punk or metal shred Ibanez geeks. Nice crash though. That's what happens when you give these crazy kids a Caddy...
lof'nl... and thank Jeebus he didn't die somewhat.
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posted on 2003-9-19 at 07:29
I like the story... lol...l...o...l...lo...um ya
¿where can i get the new version of clear me?... anyone?
satan
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posted on 2003-9-22 at 04:34
you can hear it on low's website.
1lilrockerchic
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posted on 2003-9-25 at 18:45
quotation:Originally posted by Kenacne
... and thank Jeebus he didn't die somewhat.
LOL
HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA!!!
.::Lullaby::.
xX*I am sorry now (but will I ever let you go…)
Things seem so wrong (I had something worth living for)
I cant go on, but its something we’re suppose to do
My heart is crushed, now that I’m without you
I’m without you *Xx
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posted on 2003-9-27 at 03:11
quotation:Originally posted by satan
you can hear it on low's website.
What is the site address?
Some things take more than a lifetime.
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