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posted on 2004-2-19 at 02:38
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this is a soundclip of an appearance comedian jim breuer once made on the radio show opie and anthony. i remember hearing it two years ago, and a just found a link to a copy of it.

you'll never think about drinking the same way................

http://www.teivovo.com/jokes/jokes089.html





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posted on 2004-2-19 at 02:49
haha that is some funny stuff dobs, or is it bob, or is it J...whatever its great good find





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posted on 2004-2-19 at 02:59
thanks dobs, that's some funny shit!





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posted on 2004-2-19 at 03:18
He does this bit on "Just for laughs". I've seen it quite a few times.





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posted on 2004-2-19 at 15:19
I had a party like that last night... except Tequila got shut down at the door, so there were no worries.


I found another "article" on the same site that I thught was pretty interesting:

http://www.teivovo.com/jokes/jokes054.html

[Edited on 19-2-04 by RobH]





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posted on 2004-2-19 at 15:48
that was gerat dobs...! i will listen to it when ever i need a laugh!

rob yours is next!

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posted on 2004-2-19 at 23:24
thats quite interesting rob





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posted on 2004-2-20 at 07:35
thanks rob... you really do learn something new every day...





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posted on 2004-2-20 at 11:49
sorrie it involved reading and i cant remember if i read it!





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