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posted on 2004-2-2 at 06:37
Whats your pornstar name?
alright i don't like sadness and there has been some around lately so this is my attempt to cause a smill or two.
so to find your pronstar name you take the name of your first pet and your moms maiden name, and add them together.
so mine is
Fuzzy Bolton
whats yours?
(ps. you better all do this i got up at night just to make this topic)
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posted on 2004-2-2 at 06:39
Smokey Williamson. Man... What a shitty porn* name. I'll never make it.
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posted on 2004-2-2 at 06:44
as the old addage goes, your pornstar name is the combination of yoru middle name and your street name.
my best one to date: kristian wildwood
Amid the chaos of that day, when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots, and all I could smell was the violence in the air, I look back and am
amazed that my thoughts were so clear and true, that three words went through my mind endlessly, repeating themselves like a broken record:
you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool. And sometimes Clarence asks me what I would have done if he had died, if that bullet
had been two inches more to the left. To this, I always smile, as if I'm not going to satisfy him with a response. But I always do. I tell him
of how I would want to die, but that the anguish and the want of death would fade like the stars at dawn, and that things would be much as they are
now. Perhaps. Except maybe I wouldn't have named our son Elvis.
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posted on 2004-2-2 at 14:03
Ya, pornstar names are either first middle or pet's names combined with your street name.
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posted on 2004-2-2 at 14:22
I took an online quiz like months ago to determine my "porn star name" and it came out as Clitty Cummings haha.
Kytzia Moyano would be mine if I do the maiden name/pet name thing though...whoa...that's scary.
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posted on 2004-2-2 at 14:31
pet/street is
tiffany falconer
i dont like it
pet/mom madien name
tiffany rippon
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posted on 2004-2-2 at 14:51
I would be Nicholas Arden with Jeff's technique.
Wildwood.... well that sure takes the cake.
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posted on 2004-2-2 at 17:22
Sam Carr.
Mine's crap
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posted on 2004-2-2 at 17:23
My pet/street name would be Sable Banting, probably be a better name for a girl than for me!
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posted on 2004-2-2 at 18:18
Street name? I'm confused.
If I do pet/maiden name, it's:
Moses Somerton? That's not very porn, at all. And I know porn.
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posted on 2004-2-2 at 18:24
Mines
Holly Mc Gaw
Thats a great porn* name
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posted on 2004-2-2 at 18:38
James McTremendous?
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posted on 2004-2-2 at 20:19
we don't have street names here, so that doesn't really work for me
unless i said
patrick third ave but thats just lame
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posted on 2004-2-2 at 23:02
MY pornstar name is Busty Sinclair...
Ain't it catchy? lol
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posted on 2004-2-2 at 23:13
Sure beats mine!
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posted on 2004-2-2 at 23:38
my friends was shaggy jackson
i thought that was a good one
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posted on 2004-2-3 at 00:19
yea its a good one kinda funny
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posted on 2004-2-3 at 00:27
my pet/maiden is Napolean Armour... that's shit!
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posted on 2004-2-3 at 00:49
lolz! that funny!!! tee hee hee!!
for my brother pet/street
maeve falconer now that is kinda lame
but i thought you took your middle name and put it with your street name it just dawned on me
cause if thats the fact i would be Catherine Ann Falconer or was that your soap opera name??? hmm...
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posted on 2004-2-3 at 00:52
Fuzzy Naseem... ewwwwwwwww
I'd rather be Shifty McFingers... or Darth Paidher, or Hand Solo
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posted on 2004-2-3 at 01:00
ewwage for the fuzzy one
the others are cool
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I cant go on, but its something we’re suppose to do
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I’m without you *Xx
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posted on 2004-2-3 at 01:02
pet/ lastname
Blue Kwong Hing (not at all porn*ish)
middle/ street
Nichole Astrella ..... bah not any better
the act of sacraficing bitter memories
i cant bring myself to fogive you, i cant force myself to fogive you, i cant bring myself to forgive you
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posted on 2004-2-3 at 01:11
for mine, pets /maiden name
nouggie latchford..
what the hell, that has got to be the worst one yet. The humane society had to name her Nouggie....aww r.ip.
okay for the middle / street one mine is
Elizabeth Yeremi or Anne Yeremi
cause my middle name is elizabeth-anne, get it. mehthat one sounds better
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-Fantine
(oh the the lifelong sorrows)
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posted on 2004-2-3 at 01:20
quotation:Originally posted by mi
pet/ lastname
Blue Kwong Hing (not at all porn*ish)
middle/ street
Nichole Astrella ..... bah not any better
Nichole Astrella is better than Blue Kwong Hing
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xX*I am sorry now (but will I ever let you go…)
Things seem so wrong (I had something worth living for)
I cant go on, but its something we’re suppose to do
My heart is crushed, now that I’m without you
I’m without you *Xx
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