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posted on 2004-4-20 at 00:49
Les femmes est tres evil *PROOF*
one last show.
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posted on 2004-4-20 at 00:52
And you just HAD to add a bunch of "dez" 's to that,didn't you? Haha..not all of us are evil darling.
You must be 'chillin' with the wrong kind of girls...material girls!
(breaks into a song)
cuz we are liiiiving in a material world...and I am a material giiiirl..
you won't let me down...
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posted on 2004-4-20 at 02:17
A kiss on the hand may be quite continental but diamonds are a girl's best friend
I'm evil. Stay away...stay very far away
The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town - I'm staring at a goddess. She's telling me she
wants me. I'm not going to waste one more minute wondering how I've gotten this lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect
woman... the Goddess. Goldie. She says her name is Goldie.
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posted on 2004-4-20 at 02:21
I'm actually not into diamonds, for some reason I don't see the hype in them.
I remember going to Spence Diamond's with my ex..because we were being stupid, and he wanted to pretend we were picking out an engagement ring
(he was 18, so it was believeable after all) and I just didn't like any of them.
It's too..bright..and flashy..and...it screams "gold digger" to me, personally.
I'll take the kiss on the hand...or a pretty silver necklace with a nice pendant, but..yeah. I've always said I don't even want
someone to propose to me with an engagement ring, since I probably won't wear it.
Wow..that was offtopic.
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posted on 2004-4-20 at 18:14
...
"I got a fetish for tha stones. I'm heavy on the ice, man. If I ain't got a pistol on me, sure I got a knife, man."
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posted on 2004-4-20 at 19:36
french is terrible
Elisha Cuthbert owns you
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posted on 2004-4-20 at 23:40
quotation:Originally posted by little_lady
not all of us are evil darling.
but you admit that you are, babe.
Some things take more than a lifetime.
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posted on 2004-5-3 at 02:25
Girls are evil.
Girls are terrible little bitches.
Truly, I'll be the first to admit it.
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posted on 2004-5-3 at 02:44
Girls are Evil.. Wasn't it Eve that told Adam it was Ok to eat that apple?
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posted on 2004-5-3 at 02:47
but Adam CHOSE to eat it.
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posted on 2004-5-3 at 03:07
Well if my wife or Gf said "Here's an apple, it's perfectly good to eat" I'd take her word for it and eat it.
wouldn't you? Especially if it looked like a really tasty apple! So yeah Adam chose to eat it, but under false pretenses.. therefore it's
her fault.
Who's side are you on anyways? lol
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posted on 2004-5-3 at 03:09
im on your side, but i like to play the Devil's Advocate.
but in your case god didn't tell you not to eat it.
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posted on 2004-5-3 at 03:20
It's alway fun to play Devil's advocate!
Does it say that Adam knew for sure that the apple was from that tree that was off limits? I think it went like this:
Adam: I'm freakin hungry! Doy you mind grabbing me an apple Eve,
Eve: No problem dear. (Eve grabs apple from the off limits tree cause its the closest tree)
Adam: Just make sure it's not off the tree that God said not to eat from. He's God and I don't want to piss that dude off.
Eve: Here you go. (Gives Adam the apple)
Adam: This looks like a really good apple. Thanks Eve! (Adam proceeds to eat)
GOD: YOU FOOLS!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT FROM THAT TREE! NOW ALL HUMANITY IS BORN WITH ORIGINAL SIN!!
Adam: Eve, I though you said this apple wasn't from that tree?
Eve: Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. I was distracted by shoes.
I could be wrong though
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posted on 2004-5-3 at 03:28
almost. except not quite.
GOD: You may eat from all the trees except THAT one.
Adam & Eve: Cool.
Serpent: Did God tell you not to eat from that tree?
Eve: Yep
Serpent: He only said that because if you do, your eyes will be opened, and you will be like god, knowing right from wrong.
Eve: Really? (eats apple) Hey, Adam try these apple's they're really good!
Adam: Arent they from that tree that God told us not to eat from?
Eve: Yeah, but they are sooo good!
Adam: OK ... Mmm these are good.
GOD: YOU FOOLS!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT FROM THAT TREE! NOW ALL HUMANITY IS BORN WITH ORIGINAL SIN!! AND YOU MISTER SNAKE MUST CRAWL ON YOUR BELLY FOR
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
something like that i think.
[Edited on 3-5-04 by armour_guitarist]
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posted on 2004-5-3 at 03:35
Almost there. Revised a bit:
GOD: You may eat from all the trees except THAT one.
Adam & Eve: Cool.
Serpent: Did God tell you not to eat from that tree?
Eve: Yep
Serpent: He only said that because if you do, your eyes will be opened, and you will be like god, knowing right from wrong.
Eve: Really? (eats apple) Hey, Adam try these apple's they're really good!
Adam: Arent they from that tree that God told us not to eat from?
Eve: No, they're from the tree next to it.
Adam: OK ... Mmm these are good.
GOD: YOU FOOLS!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT FROM THAT TREE! NOW ALL HUMANITY IS BORN WITH ORIGINAL SIN!! AND YOU MISTER SNAKE MUST CRAWL ON YOUR BELLY FOR
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
Adam: Hey God, since I've already eaten an apple from that tree, can I have another? For some reason I have the munchies.
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posted on 2004-5-3 at 03:36
haha! yep that's it.
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posted on 2004-5-3 at 03:38
You think it's possible that Adam's real name was Raymond? lol That's the kinda thing Raynond would say to God.
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posted on 2004-5-3 at 03:42
yeah definately.
and is it possible that god is a paper cut-out, like in monty python's holy grail?
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posted on 2004-5-3 at 15:18
I am not evil, i am innocent......kinda
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posted on 2004-5-3 at 20:09
jenny isnt "innocent"
after i was thru with her on saturday.....
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posted on 2004-5-3 at 20:22
Diana corrupted meeeeeee!
and i liked it
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posted on 2004-5-3 at 22:13
Diana violated me and made me feel like a sex object....hehehehe do it again!
The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town - I'm staring at a goddess. She's telling me she
wants me. I'm not going to waste one more minute wondering how I've gotten this lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect
woman... the Goddess. Goldie. She says her name is Goldie.
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posted on 2004-5-3 at 22:19
she touched your BOOB!!!
i watched
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posted on 2004-5-3 at 22:33
Oh how kinky. I'm a lollypop.
one last show.
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posted on 2004-5-3 at 22:35
I like to suck on lollypops.
(sorry, I couldn't resist.)
The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town - I'm staring at a goddess. She's telling me she
wants me. I'm not going to waste one more minute wondering how I've gotten this lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect
woman... the Goddess. Goldie. She says her name is Goldie.
