Subject: Story Game Recaps and Off-Story comments ONLY!
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posted on 2003-5-22 at 15:07
Story Game Recaps and Off-Story comments ONLY!
Hey everyone,
since I am oh so very special..(or at least i like to think I am) I have made this thread to make a recap of the story after every couple of pages!
So..in my computer at home I have saved what we have so far, when I get home I'll post it here and then do a lil commentary action on it..
Hopefully then we can have the story thread juss for the story! Ya'll can come and comment on it here and that way we wont get messed up lol
take care everyone!
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posted on 2003-5-22 at 15:28
Recap Numero 1—Pages 1-5
May 22,2003
..One day this thread will become a very stupid wank mess. Until The Livid get their record into my extremely tight ass. Then my oversized rectum
shall burn the metaphorical texts which describe blasphemy. Boobs can enlarge or become deliciously scented without the right angular application
software. Instead you decide what suckers actually fly. Thinking of entreprenurism, Billy squeezed his knob so hard that toothpaste came out then his
aunt shirt cleaned it because it appeared to exude terrible consequences. Later episodes concerning of multiple births implied by arousing suspicions,
became common whereas the noodle was overcooked and blackened to a crisp because she fastened her seatbelt before closing contraptions towards a
rectangular piece of toe jam...
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Hello folks! Today we kick off the first out of many wonderful recaps, let’s see what our interesting big words formed!
((Today’s word is blasphemy by the way…))
Hmm, apparently some people here have a strong desire for The Livid to shove their record up their arses..Tsk tsk I say.
I was not aware of the fact that boobs could enlarge without the magic of our friend the plastic surgeon, but I’ll definetly look into that, and maybe
I’ll get them scented while I’m at it! It seems that the key to achieving these smelly/large boobs is to install some sort of software…Wow, technology
never ceases to amaze me.
Now now, let’s get to Billy man.. For toothpaste to come out of a knob that must have been a pretty darn hard squeeze. Unless… “knob” and “toothpaste’
is maybe word play for two other words?…Then I would think that Billy really enjoys touching himself, which could be either good or bad depending on
how you think about it..
Maybe I’m the only dirty minded person here, so I’ll juss get on with this..
Moving on, everyone…be careful when you overcook your noodles! They’ll blacken and get all crispy, so pay attention to your stoves dammit! Maybe
someone’s working on a device for cooking that allows you to put on a sseatbelt while you cook, you know..just to be safe.
It’s gonna take me a while to understand what I myself just wrote..so don’t make too much fun of me haha..I can laugh at myself.
There you have it, the first recap in the books and we’re on our way! (bows)
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posted on 2003-5-22 at 18:41
Jeebus that is hilarious!!
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posted on 2003-5-22 at 19:42
Jeebus!! hahaha I rememba that episode..mmm Homer Simpson will never get old...
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posted on 2003-5-23 at 04:40
Do I smell as Simpsons thread?
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posted on 2003-5-23 at 14:54
You read muh mind! o.O!!!!!!
Simpsons thread coming up!
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posted on 2003-5-23 at 20:32
party on
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posted on 2003-5-23 at 22:38
"Thinking of entreprenurism, Billy squeezed his knob so hard that toothpaste came out "
Hahaha ! Billy is cool bloke !
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posted on 2003-5-23 at 23:29
I know what business little Billy is going into...
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posted on 2003-5-23 at 23:37
quotation:Originally posted by shiftyroach
I know what business little Billy is going into...
Haha, little billy can do anything he wants
I dont think he will do very well in the toothpaste industy
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posted on 2003-5-24 at 15:42
Yeah I'm diggin lil billy
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posted on 2003-5-30 at 03:27
Recap 2---Pgs 7-13
May 29,2003!
2--...”A football that blows ass is obviously politically justified”, said the muscular Gluteus Maximus. Swaying in the violent solar winds, our hero
barricaded every day troubles with his incredible super powers.He proceeded quickly towards the slick of sticky rancid cheese but
Fitz-Gerald-Beezlebub-Jessica gave head to his hamster which apparently had herpes. “What magic he brings to my life” said Jessica. Bowing lividly, he
ruptured his already delicate big toe-nail. “Oh fuck,” he said, “now I’ll have to get a naked hamster to caress my aching head.” So, testicles the
size of tennis balls owned a record company which has signed such artists as : The ex- The Livid saxophonist and current The Livid saxophonist who
plays sax and likes getting some “blowing” time with sleazy whores, including 2 Backstreet Boys in a bathtub!
“My my, that sure smarts,” said Grandma as she waved goodbye to that Harry Potter who wiped his dirty posterior. Rainbows that glow in coal appear
closer than when wet. Later, that same rainbow appeared traumatized by the powerful insertion of Grandma’s 10.5 cigar, which owns bycicles that
explode when viewed with multicoloured 3D spectacles. (These spectacles are covered with feathers that tickle when burnt).
In other news, whenever Shakira dances, 15 heart attacks kill grand-dads.
Sausages fried in bed taste gross when covered in Skittles.
After the show, The Livid stripped off the wallpaper before running solid ice cubes.
(i'll make comments on it tomorrow..i gotta go study for a test and get sum sleep)
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posted on 2003-5-30 at 03:30
I speak from experience. It's true what they say about the fried sausages. Don't try it at home or anywhere else you might find a bed.
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posted on 2003-5-30 at 03:33
i dunno, skittles taste pretty good, no matter what you put them on... or was that smarties...
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posted on 2003-5-30 at 04:04
The problem with skittles is they get too sticky. The problem with Smarties just as with M&M's, it doesn't matter if you have a green
one or a red one, they all come out the same colour in the end.
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posted on 2003-5-30 at 10:55
des you are doing a great job on the recap! lol
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posted on 2003-5-31 at 14:26
lol thanks!
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posted on 2003-6-7 at 03:53
heya des... i think its time for another recap... maybe
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posted on 2003-6-7 at 12:44
quotation:Originally posted by shiftyroach
The problem with skittles is they get too sticky. The problem with Smarties just as with M&M's, it doesn't matter if you have a green
one or a red one, they all come out the same colour in the end.
that's a great philosophy.
doesn't everything come out the same colour in the end?
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posted on 2003-6-7 at 16:38
Everything except corn. Corn always comes out in the form it went in.
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posted on 2003-6-9 at 17:23
Thanks for the lovely reminder Ish..
YAAAHH Amandaa i should make another recap!
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posted on 2003-6-9 at 20:53
*Recap Trois*
Pgs 14-20
June 9th,2003
..Bullet proof marshmallows, accompained by 10,000 chickens produce the best hot sauce for burning toes and fingers.
When Billy went shopping he saw the biggest cow in a pink dress.
When Andy entered, the bartender yelled “KAPOW!”
Andy then shot him down with a spoon and scooped out some icecream, when no pitas could meet Chris from The Livid. However Billy didn’t know that
Justin was behind him with his microphone (without his lucky ring) .Because Gemma was too busy staring at their shoes, she didn’t see Chris trip. By
this time Billy became really hot and thought about what leaving could do. But, he stayed and ate some ice cream!
Andy and Justin were leaving when Lisa raped Justin. Andy was not sober enough to remember what went on last night, or yesterday, for that matter.
Billy however remembered that The Livid show was the day before the first monday of this month, when he was going to be very constipated. Then, out of
nowhere Dez came and found Kaitlynn, they both went out searching for young ginger-haired spice girls but, to their horror, stumbled upon Nick Carter
look-alikes. “You are a disgrace to this planet” said Dez.
As Billy struts by, and squeezes toothpaste out his knob onto Dez’s shoulder.
Then, Billy jumped into a spice girl mosh pit , which was oddly soothing. Unfortunately for the Spice Girls, Andy had molested a horse who was
well-known amongst the other horses as the “31 Inch Horse”. The Spice Girls caught sight of this horrendous crime and decided to find the horse and
sing “Wannabe” to it.
“What a lucky horse” said Dez.
“Not as lucky as my teeth” said Billy.
In a rage, Dez caught up with the Spice Girls and stabbed Scary-Spice in the back with her nail file.
As soon as Scary-Spice bled to death, Andy celebrated. “Behold!” said Dez as David Beckham arrived. Posh Spice gave David her Gucci shoes so she could
kick some ass, but broke a fingernail when gaugin’ out Dez’s cranial craniums. Dez is shocked at being exposed as a fraud. She had created phony
answering machine messages that influenced young children into smoking, drinking and making sweet love to giant mountain goats. Amanda, who felt
really left out, joined these children. This resulted, in utter chaos as the world fell apart all around his little penis which had shriveled up like
a prune so he found some de-shriveler,but, when he tried it, he missed because his dick was too small, so..it landed on his foot.
“Mein Gott!” shouted the german sheepdog from next door to the frightened maiden, who at that moment was trying to dress her cat. The cat didn’t like
the ugly attire she was beggining to pack into her cage and so rammed it swiftly up its ass with lubricant. The cat yelped loudly whilst rubbing his
special areas rampantly.
Wowww...
I dont know what to say about this couple of paragraphs except for, "hilarious".
Great job everyone...I think we're better off using more than one word in a sentence, it helps the balance of the story!
I apologize for also not being online in the past couple of days, not that anyone missed me, but just wanted to clear things up anyway!
There you have it..the third recap! Which, includes moi...which is weird yet cool. Thank ya very much everyone,much appreciate.
[Edited on 9-6-03 by little_lady]
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posted on 2003-6-9 at 21:24
not as weird as my appareance... you were missed Dez
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posted on 2003-6-9 at 22:21
What you talkinf about Amanda!!
You're appearance was the greatest lol...
Aww, I wuz missed? Thaannnkk yaa girl
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posted on 2003-6-9 at 22:27
Glad you're back.... although this story is starting to look like it's going to get an NC-17 rating.
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